sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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