Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
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I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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