New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
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No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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