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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up

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  haha what'd she say

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  i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.

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• (518): View more from New York

  i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  sleazy september. first one with mono loses.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?

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• (626): View more from California

  Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.

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  This is why you don't have nice things.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life

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