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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing

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• (818): View more from California

  Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.

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• (925): View more from California

  you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  How's your threesome situation going?

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  Optimistic

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• (914): View more from New York

  I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.

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• (323): View more from California

  I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.

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