I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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