Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
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Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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