Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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