Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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