just come out here and I will go home with you...
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
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I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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