Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
i think i just lost a toe
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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