if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
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I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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