every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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