I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
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The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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