About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I'm just crazy horny about you
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Let's get the cat blown out
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
