when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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