Kiss
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they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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