You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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