I only kidnapped one of them. chill
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'm too high and old for this...
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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