Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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