You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Did I show you my penis last night?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
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