He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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