I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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