After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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