White coat. Heels.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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