So drunk, too bad you don't want this
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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