you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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