She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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