is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
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Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night