Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
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I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
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Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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