I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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