PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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