found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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