another moral hangover. fuck.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
