Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
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There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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