Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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