Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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