But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
it glows. i had to have it.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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