But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
