im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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