Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
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