Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
