im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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