Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
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I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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