Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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