I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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