i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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