do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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