I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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