im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Buhtt sex?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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