Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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