normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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