I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
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