he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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