I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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