i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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