Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
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its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
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Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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