I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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